Recidivist Phantoms

It was some 18 months into the AI overhaul, and a pattern began to emerge.

It started with just instances, here or there. There was no great wave. There were just punctuated happenings, miles apart, entirely without relation. Though, over enough time, droplets made up an ocean.

Prison releases in any iteration of society had always been a complicated matter. The statistics were seldom positive on the side of rehabilitation. Worldwide, recidivism was a reality – between 18% and 55% of released prisoners could return within two years. Even in a day and age where western penal systems found themselves creaking with overpopulation, there was no immediate remedy for the complications of life after release.

Irrespective of their sentences, fundamental issues of housing and having any kind of reliable support or income stood in the way for a significant proportion of released individuals. That’s not to say many couldn’t go on to form a stable life, but this was, of course, entirely conditional. Public support was high for businesses hiring ex-offenders, but promising outcomes remained low. Those who could rejoin the workforce knew the barriers they were heading towards.

Barely 15% found themselves back at work within six weeks of release, while a little over 20% received employment after six months. These were the fortunate few, typically with support systems in place for them, and low-wage, low-security work their means of money. Ultimately, the broadest of barriers to life after prison were stigma, mental health complexities and homelessness. Yet, something began to change, to show up, bit by bit, across international probation reports.

***

Jobs were being vacuumed up at light speed as juries became a thing of the past. AI became the replacement for judges and every last piece of visual media’s origins and intentions were entirely unknowable. The most affluent of areas segued into universal basic utopia, while the most deprived areas became enclaves of isolated desperation. The world had become a fully automated riddle. Few roles remained for human beings, yet low-wage, low-security work, deemed befitting of released prisoners, was still available.

Probation officers were also among the remaining jobs, relying on some last human faces to reintegrate other human faces into society upon their release. Curiously, the ex-offenders who managed to gain interviews and employment started to display peculiar trends across their probation reports. Ad-hoc, instantaneous compiling of information meant AI noticed these patterns first. This notice was soon passed on to their human counterparts. Abby Nelson received hers via email the night before her 9:45 am appointment with a Mr. Derek Rogers.

Some months ago, Abby weathered the initial shock of being reposted to the role of a Probation Officer. She did though, with enough experience, acclimate and soon counted herself lucky. Firstly, she had a job. Secondly, she had a job that was solely based around people with acute needs; her role was necessary and desired, and it most certainly should have been carried out by a human being. Abby found herself as much an agony aunt as a useful resource to many of her clients. They were simply trying to get through, consistently trying and applying in hope that a stable job would materialize soon.

She often ruminated on the fact that poor literacy is one the most profound themes of prison populations, and, while it stands as an obstacle to employment prospects, this can also result in remarkably expressive, poetic, and connected speakers. Without the rigidity and constriction of schooled literacy, individuals often found themselves adept as perceptive talkers and listeners. They might not be able to recall the pedantic insides of a peer-reviewed academic textbook, but they could distinguish a lie from the tone of a voice. They knew the threat of manipulation from a pressed syllable. They also recognized a good soul from a bad one, all from the choice of words and their delivery. Abby relied on this fact, and respected it, as she approached any client conversation.

Derek was a success story. Abby had always found him polite and straightforward. His sentence had been four years for, in his own words, “getting up in business that was none of my business.” He didn’t reek of self-loathing or wanton mental health crises as so many releases did. Abby saw his story straight; Derek had fallen for an offer to make quick money in a moment of weakness, and he’d been caught in the act. He accepted his sentence and made no bones about his crime, following a quiet, drama-free sentence: he was released.

Derek’s life story was one of a self-made man, and his life after release continued that motif. Within two months he’d secured a single room flat and began to make a modicum of regular income as a plasterer and plumber. He also kept himself well clear of anything nefarious. With an ex-wife “somewhere out there” and “few friends worth talking to,” Derek was a fifty-something in the process of reintegration and, ultimately, doing incredibly well.

***

Abby and he had been seated for some ten or so minutes before she realized something was off. Derek always sat to face her and was somewhat chatty. He had the slightly grating, chauvinistic habit of calling her “Abby girl.” However, Abby weighed this endearment against every other name prison releases had called her in the past months and decided to recognize its warmth. Today, though, Derek wasn’t chatty. He gazed out and away from Abby and… he looked tired.

“Is everything okay, Derek?” Abby implored, genuinely hoping bad news was not afoot.

Derek shuffled a bit in his chair. He half-muttered under his breath, interrupting himself from responding more than once. He briefly glanced back at Abby and let out a little chuckle before setting himself. His eyes shifted to another corner of the room while he said,

“What is it? This… AI? This, this new world. Photographs, now videos. Vehicles with nobody driving. None of it real. You know, even when you walk down a street full of people – it feels empty. Nobody… talks anymore. Don’t even acknowledge your walking on the same street. It’s quiet but the cars. My last three jobs; I get sent the job on my email, I go to the door, I’m answered by the door bell… I didn’t even see the last three people whose homes I was in. There were no photos on the walls, either. It doesn’t matter where I take a job, it’s the same everywhere I go.”

Derek looked up and out, ruefully, mournfully.

“Is… is… this it? Dead streets. Nobody behind the counter. Talking to a computer. Everything’s a computer program. It feels cold. The whole thing, it’s… it’s… not like people live here anymore. It’s like everybody is scared. Too scared for a greeting. Too scared for even a ‘hello’.”

Derek looked pained. His voice softened. Abby’s throat felt dry.

“A child spat at me.”

His gaze set upon Abby once more. His face stopped moving; his eyes felt hollow. 

“Just a little thing. 5, maybe 7 years old… he – it, didn’t hit me. But… the mother… she moved her kid away from me. Didn’t confront or discipline him. Didn’t make an apology. She grabbed him and moved away… like I was the problem.”

Derek paused.

“That’s not about me. I have no sign on my head. People don’t know I’ve been to prison. They can’t read minds… this is people. People are just scared.”

Derek briefly brought himself back from his thoughts, back to Abby, back to the present. He began with an exhale,

“Abby girl, I may be talking crazy, but… and don’t misunderstand me when I say this… I don’t ever want to… do something stupid again. That’s not what I’m talking about. Don’t misunderstand me. But can you believe me when I say this; I had a dream the other night of being back inside. Do you hear that? This… out here… there’s no society. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think something in me wants to go back.”

Abby sat in silence, looking at the glassy wetness filling Derek’s eyes. This was as honest and intimate an exchange as she’d ever had with a released prisoner. Abby didn’t know where to begin.

The email memo she’d received the night before was as if prophecy:

En masse, successfully reintegrating prison releases were longing to be back in prison.

Job or Scam? Flip a Coin!

The internet.

One of the most incredible tools ever made, it has allowed individuals like myself to share ideas, connect, and make each other laugh across continents. More importantly, though, it has made my life easier, like helping me get my degree. Without the internet, I don’t see how I would have had the time to finish my degree in four years.  My books and research materials were readily available through the internet as well. Juggling a full-time job while being a full-time student is hard enough, but I was able to attend classes online and on my own time. 

Don’t fear, don’t trust

Keeping in mind how easily accessible the internet can be is what keeps me suspicious. I also do not trust the infamous algorithm to deliver trustworthy information. Not because I think everyone is outright lying on purpose, but because facts can be misinterpreted before being shared. This can continue until the truth is nowhere to be seen. Director Werner Herzog commented on this during his latest appearance on the podcast, Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend, that aired September 28th, 2025. He equated navigating the internet as a prehistoric man navigating their world by being suspicious of certain types of mushrooms and berries that could be poisonous. His point was we should not fear or hate the internet, but we shouldn’t take it at face value either. I am the prehistoric man who should be wary about what is on the internet.

I recently found myself communicating with a scammer through LinkedIn. Over a year out from graduation, I have yet to find a role that’ll allow me to officially end my time in the fitness industry. Being a trainer was always just a means to make money while I was in school. I’m a textbook example of an introvert, and being social all day can be draining. Plus, the people I have to be social with are the opposite of who I am politically, which adds another layer of exhaustion to the job. 

Now that I have my English degree, the goal is to get a job in publishing or marketing while I continue to write poetry and work on my book. With countless applications sent since completing my education, it’s easy to lose track of them. I couldn’t tell you which companies I applied to last week, let alone six months ago. One day, I received an email about scheduling an interview. Being wary of potential job scams, I looked through my application history and found the company. Excited, I responded with my general availability.

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Red flags

The next day, I checked my email to find the supposed hiring manager replied at 6:17 a.m. telling me they were available now for the interview. That was the first red flag. I politely reminded them that I work during the hours of about 6 a.m. through 2 p.m. and have availability in the afternoons. That same evening, they responded saying to message them on Teams any time I could, and that the “text-based chat interview” would be conducted. That was the second red flag. A text-based interview sounded like absolute hogwash and would be a good way for someone to conceal their identity.

I combed the company’s website, which I admit I should have done first, and didn’t find the position posted. I then searched for the company on Instagram to see if they had posted on their social media account. What I found unfortunately did not surprise me. They had posted a notice saying to be aware of a job scam pretending to be them. They listed the email they would use to contact applicants, as well as the scammer’s fake email. The email I received was a cleverly crafted scam email address. The difference would go unnoticed by anyone at a first glance. I sent one last message because I couldn’t help myself: “Dayum. You almost got me. Caught you $cammin’.” They never replied.

Don’t succumb to poison

If I had let career desperation override my suspicion, I could have easily fallen deeper into the scam. I’m positive the next step would have been asking for money or personal information somehow, which never happens in an interview process. But people do fall victim to such scams. It is important to treat everything on the internet as false until proven otherwise. The algorithm is not your friend. Treat the next nugget of information you receive as a berry you cannot identify. Rub it on your skin, if there is no reaction, put it to your lips. If there are still no symptoms, chew and spit. Next, take a small bite. Only after this should you consume it.

I didn’t follow my own advice and became complacent. If I had looked a little deeper into the situation in the first place, I wouldn’t have gone as far as I did into the scam. Looking for a job has been taxing. Applications take time and I have become fed up with it. When this “opportunity” presented itself my initial thought was relief. Not only am I desperate for a job but also some interview practice. When I discovered I was speaking to a scammer I felt like an idiot.

This wasn’t the first time I have been targeted by a potential scam through LinkedIn, but it was by far the most convincing. Moving forward, I will have to treat every rare job opportunity as a scam. Being a detective is an unfortunate reality when it comes to the job market these days. I’ve become much pickier when it comes to where I apply. By that I mean I’m only applying to places I would actually want to work, and not just to get out of personal training. With fewer applications sent into the abyss, keeping track of them will be easier making the scammer’s job harder. Although I hope to find another scam one day – messing with them is good fun.

Life Stock

When the announcement was made Robert went numb. As a high earner with status to boot, a total reset of employment and the job market wasn’t exactly in his favor. Robert had hit something of a private, personal, custom-made shellshock.

That was certainly how he felt in the days that followed. Sanitation workers and inner city school teachers were jubilant across social media channels #NewLifeHereICome. Delivery drivers and personal support workers were no less elated, birthing their own TikTok trend. “The Finale” involved displaying and dismissing their final paycheck to the camera (oftentimes with a colorfully worded limerick), before buying a round for the entire bar they were in and toasting the new life ahead. Robert, however, was not feeling so exultant about the seismic change.

He wasn’t alone. There were hundreds of thousands, who, having their 9-5 (or more) taken from them, felt wholly bereft. People openly admitted it in online forums. Even those who were understimulated, or verged on disdaining their jobs, were dreading the prospect of the unknown. There was the comfort of the familiar that so many shared irrespective of its quality. Many made comparisons to the lockdowns of the COVID-19 pandemic, that maybe the time off before the next chapter would bring a different perspective. And then there were the few… the few who really did love their jobs or felt it firmly anchored their identity, who couldn’t shake the dread of what was to come.

Robert came home that night to his wife of 12 years, Marie. She knew him in her gut, could feel him, often more able to identify his feelings than he himself could. Robert wasn’t a go-getter, a strident male. He was perfectly charming when out of his head and grasping his own quiet confidence, but… this was a man who wanted things simple and free of uncertainty. Marie chose Robert for this very clear bottom line of his character; Robert Jessop was relaxed and dependable. 

Marie knew this was a painfully uncomfortable time for him. He was borderline mute the evening of the announcement. Marie took it in stride like many others had. She’d had to adapt and claw for everything she’d earned in life. Robert not so much. He was a man who liked the path laid out clearly before him so he could diligently, carefully apply a lifelong perfectionist streak. The “Draft” demanded improvisation and malleability in dimensions yet to be defined. Their usual routine on a Thursday evening was a movie night at home. A warm and cozy nest comprised of blankets, pillows, and bowls of popcorn. That Thursday night, Robert was cold, unblinking, and sans appetite.

The announcement had been rumored. Workplaces, social spaces, and homes were all participating in the conversation– one they had seen on screen after screen, heard on podcast after podcast and witnessed woven into and dodged on podium after podium. AI had gone from replacing some jobs to just gobbling up so many it was dizzying. Job security may have been on the wane in the decades leading up to the Draft, but it had become untenable.

Entire fields were vanishing into computer programs. The knock-on effect on education and vocation was enormous and rapid. The world simply could not keep up. Robert wasn’t glib. He’d gone from doing long hours of case work to completing the repetitive tedium of entering prompts and proofreading AI. When it first arrived, AI helped Robert do his job, but it wasn’t lost on him that it had been the other way around for quite a while. As a legal professional, Robert was quietly hopeful he’d be safe. He was wrong.

Just an email. Cold. Blanketed. Faceless. Factual.

To Whom It May Concern:

This role is no longer statutory.

Make arrangements for departure by the day’s end.

You have been entered into the Draft- 1st Round.

May you succeed in your future endeavors.

The Government disseminated automated, prerecorded announcements to the public of the Draft. There was no human face or voice to the entire operation. The few bullet points afforded to the public on the Draft and its “1st Round” were cold comforts. It spoke vaguely of roles including “Adjudicators” and “Assignors.” After three days at home, which Robert mostly spent listlessly plodding about his flat like a toddler lost in a supermarket, the next email would arrive.

Robert was made an “Assignor.” His new job was to give new jobs to people. The pay wasn’t what he previously had, but it wasn’t shabby either. He was informed he was a practical fit for the position’s personnel specifications and that it was an in-person role along with “Adjudicators.” Robert couldn’t help but feel a wave of unease. This entire great transition had arrived ad-hoc through faceless digital means, yet somehow the most febrile part of it required human faces on the front line.

As an Assignor, Robert was in an eerily similar position to his previous. He was aiding an automated process in which present jobs had already been delineated and chosen, but he had to be there face-to-face to inform people of their fates. Marie tried to assure him that his position would be placating to people, that he was the human face of comfort at the end of a big change most didn’t feel prepared for. Robert felt more convinced that he would be performing some bizarre inverse of Zoom call firings from the early 21st century.

Reading over the job description, there were elements that left him with only questions. The brief outlined “Placebo” roles. These hires were not necessary, were not needed, and were already being performed by automation. Then… why were people also getting assigned these roles? What was the Placebo? Was it AI and machine learning’s way of squeezing more knowledge out of human error, or just a social experiment for only AI’s amusement? 

***

He would never forget the first day at a community center renovated for machine purposes rather than human ones. Community centers used to always be unkempt, charmingly messy– a worn book with folded corners. They revealed a space that had been lived in, appreciated, and occupied by many over the years, but, now, Robert entered a vacuum of a space. Off-white glossed every angle; a crisp echo from every sound made; a sight belonging to a space station instead of planet Earth. He made his way to the desk outlined in the brief, used the login information provided and waited until the line outside bubbled and slowly spilled over inside.

He’d never forget her face. He noticed her before she reached the desk. A haunted, wide-eyed expression standing out from the crowd with dark, deep, mahogany eyes that radiated a hurt sadness. The woman’s aura shone through in a line that breathed anxiety and discomfort, no loud sounds, just a continual collective fidget and darting eyes. The entire line screamed of people who were just bursting to ask questions but didn’t dare speak. There was one glaring issue – there was no Adjudicator. Looking at his brief for the umpteenth time, his eyes didn’t deceive him. Robert was supposed to have a fellow authority figure, they just weren’t present. He took a deep breath, readied himself to start proceeding when a voice boomed from outside.

“‘Scuse me, ‘Scuse me,” a rough male baritone trampled the fragile ambience.

Its source soon strode through, a large, hulking figure of a man. One would assume that a bouncer or cage fighter were his potential former posts. He was  dressed in black, with a loaded utility belt across his waist, and a confident swagger on approach. Upon reaching the desk, he outstretched his large hand towards Robert.

“Alrigh’ boss?,” a near giddy tone produced.

“Yeah… Your name?,” retorted a taken aback Robert.

“Maocum, I’m ‘judicatah. You the assina, right?”

“Uh, yes. Robert.”

A satisfied grin swept across Malcolm’s face. He tucked his thumbs into his belt, which on closer inspection held a stun baton, pepper spray, and a taser.

“Readuh when ya are,” Malcolm near purred in excitement, before turning away in smug satisfaction.

Robert looked out to the line. All eyes were on Malcolm. The air had gone from buzzing with anxiety to stiff and stilted with fear. Robert’s misgivings were true, the deep-seated ones he had held long before the Draft was upon them. It wasn’t that the machines were taking over the world. It was that they couldn’t see the humans living in it. His first day of the Draft was confirmation.

Robert was the bad news while Malcolm was crowd control.